Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life

I put a scratch card or lottery ticket in the envelope when I send a birthday card 

From observation of others...

Buy scratch card. Rinse and repeat.
Buy a winning scratch card.
Spend the (small|) proceeeds on more scratch cards.

It's nearly as bad as voting and expecting the lot you voted for to win and then go on to deliver all the stuff they promised.

Of course every day somebody wins a sizeable amount. I suspect that usually those are the people who have already spent a sizeable amount on them though.

One day Klondike... one day....

It seeems to be mainly left wingers that support Palestine and have some sort of grudge against Israel and Jews. I have no idea why though.  I also know my father was pretty anti-Semitic but never did figure our why that was either and put it down to a generational thing. It certainly wasn't religious as he was an atheist but didn't dislike the religious as such although the door knocker got very short shrift.

I didn't buy a scratch card and saved £2. I wish I hadn't bought a £5 card 

I bought a scratch card.. Didn't win..

Mary's market stall was always busy
She sold humming toys and pills for the dizzy
Her discounted bargains racked up sails
From bottles of bleach to boxes of nails
and a yellowish drink that was always fizzy

Today at 11:13:17 AM
Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife

Quote from: dextrous63 on Yesterday at 11:01:58 PMTarry May still be a Labour MP, but his constituency has long since deselected the imbecile as their next candidate.  So, wind and wee wee from the gobshite.

He seems to claim to be Labour MP for Ilford South, but it is reassuring that he has been deselected now.

On the other hand, it doesn't surprise me that a Labour MP has been trying to import additional voters from a society that would completely support Labour's policies were they given the right to vote which, of course, is no doubt Labour's overriding policy.

If, as is likely, Labour form the government later this year, at least things will become interesting!

 The  " juries " were  hand picked of course, but it's the public vote that counts.  The Jew haters can't believe how well Israel did !

Incidentally, her song 'Hurricane'  was originally called 'October Rain' which the organisers decided was 'political'