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Title: once upon a different time
Post by: crabbyob on February 12, 2022, 02:06:14 PM

Once upon a time, in leap year, a woman asked a man to marry her. He said "No!"
She lived happily ever after. She didn't have to pick up his discarded underwear off the bedroom floor, suffer his farts in bed, think of what to cook for him every night, clean up after him in general, and find his lost keys. She went out with her friends, shopping trips, spa dates, clubbing, theatre, fishing, shooting and camping. Drank copious amounts of champagne and ate chocolates. She even left the seat down.
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: Michael Rolls on February 12, 2022, 03:18:15 PM
but did she ever know what she may have missed?
MIke
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: Alex on February 12, 2022, 07:26:31 PM
A lucky escape perhaps ?
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: klondike on February 12, 2022, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: Michael Rolls on February 12, 2022, 03:18:15 PM
but did she ever know what she may have missed?
Most blokes will notice IF they've missed. So long as sober of course.
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: 1955vintage on February 13, 2022, 07:58:03 AM
Define missed.
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: klondike on February 13, 2022, 09:50:15 AM
Really?  :smiley:
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: crabbyob on February 13, 2022, 09:54:01 AM
thats what the emojis are for.... defining.... can we have one laughing...pretty please
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: klondike on February 13, 2022, 09:58:10 AM
I think they are reserved for the jokes section crabbyob. You put this in chat...  :grin:
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: crabbyob on February 13, 2022, 10:03:45 AM
define joke.... :smiley:
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: klondike on February 13, 2022, 11:35:53 AM
Something you find funny even when sober and able to avoid missing.
Title: Re: once upon a different time
Post by: crabbyob on February 13, 2022, 11:44:51 AM
but i dont do that kind of posts... :rolleyes: