German joke

[Ashy]

1st German: Where is Otto, he is late?

2nd German: Your watch is wrong, here he comes now!

[klondike]

[JBR]

I'm not sure I get the joke.  Have I misunderstood something?

[klondike]

Germans are reckoned to be very punctual - think of the trains.

Try this comment which I heard at a party there many years ago...

A German is using one of those pump bottle openers. He is on a chair with the bottle between his legs. There seems to be a fault as it is taking quite a while but eventually there is a pop.  Another German remarks

Ahhh Wie Grossvater.... langsam aber sicher

[Ashy]

I'm not sure I get the joke.  Have I misunderstood something?

There's no point making a German joke funny.

Ahhh Wie Grossvater.... langsam aber sicher

[GrannyMac]

I'm not sure I get the joke.  Have I misunderstood something?

I thought the same.

[JBR]

A German is using one of those pump bottle openers. He is on a chair with the bottle between his legs. There seems to be a fault as it is taking quite a while but eventually there is a pop.  Another German remarks

Ahhh Wie Grossvater.... langsam aber sicher

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I was going to say, "Ah, but we've all been there", but I'd like to point out that that is not so in my case!

April 08, 2024, 09:55:11 PM

I thought the same.

Klon explained it in post no. 3

[Alex]

There aren't any German comedians !