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Title: German joke
Post by: Ashy on April 08, 2024, 05:30:19 PM
1st German: Where is Otto, he is late?

2nd German: Your watch is wrong, here he comes now!
Title: Re: German joke
Post by: klondike on April 08, 2024, 06:16:43 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: German joke
Post by: JBR on April 08, 2024, 06:21:03 PM
I'm not sure I get the joke.  Have I misunderstood something?
Title: Re: German joke
Post by: klondike on April 08, 2024, 06:33:48 PM
Germans are reckoned to be very punctual - think of the trains.

Try this comment which I heard at a party there many years ago...

A German is using one of those pump bottle openers. He is on a chair with the bottle between his legs. There seems to be a fault as it is taking quite a while but eventually there is a pop.  Another German remarks

Ahhh Wie Grossvater.... langsam aber sicher
Title: Re: German joke
Post by: Ashy on April 08, 2024, 08:34:43 PM
Quote from: JBR on April 08, 2024, 06:21:03 PMI'm not sure I get the joke.  Have I misunderstood something?
There's no point making a German joke funny.


Quote from: klondike on April 08, 2024, 06:33:48 PMAhhh Wie Grossvater.... langsam aber sicher
:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
Title: Re: German joke
Post by: GrannyMac on April 08, 2024, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: JBR on April 08, 2024, 06:21:03 PMI'm not sure I get the joke.  Have I misunderstood something?
I thought the same.
Title: Re: German joke
Post by: JBR on April 08, 2024, 09:44:45 PM
Quote from: klondike on April 08, 2024, 06:33:48 PMA German is using one of those pump bottle openers. He is on a chair with the bottle between his legs. There seems to be a fault as it is taking quite a while but eventually there is a pop.  Another German remarks

Ahhh Wie Grossvater.... langsam aber sicher
🤣🤣🤣

I was going to say, "Ah, but we've all been there", but I'd like to point out that that is not so in my case!

April 08, 2024, 09:55:11 PM
Quote from: GrannyMac on April 08, 2024, 08:40:08 PMI thought the same.
Klon explained it in post no. 3
Title: Re: German joke
Post by: Alex on April 08, 2024, 11:17:44 PM
There aren't any German comedians !  :grin:  :grin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48gV9W9UZHk