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Title: Hell
Post by: JBR on March 26, 2024, 01:49:28 PM
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, "You're an engineer you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says, "So, how are things in Hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And, there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

"What! You've got an engineer? That's a mistake – he should never have been sent to Hell... send him to me."

"Not a chance! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"

God insists, "Send him back or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?"
Title: Re: Hell
Post by: klondike on March 26, 2024, 03:00:21 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Hell
Post by: Diasi on March 26, 2024, 03:47:15 PM
:upvote: :grin:
Title: Re: Hell
Post by: Scrumpy on March 26, 2024, 05:14:58 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Hell
Post by: Alex on March 26, 2024, 06:09:55 PM
Very good  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
Title: Re: Hell
Post by: GrannyMac on March 26, 2024, 06:11:47 PM
Except for Cassandra of course!  😉
Title: Re: Hell
Post by: Ashy on March 26, 2024, 08:33:28 PM
:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
Title: Re: Hell
Post by: dextrous63 on April 05, 2024, 09:49:13 PM
😬😬😬😬😬
Title: Re: Hell
Post by: JBR on April 06, 2024, 11:01:20 AM
I should add that I'm sure that Mr Cassandra will be rewarded with his place in heaven.