An ex-president name of Trump
Was told he was for the high jump

An ex-president name of Trump
In court looked a right old grump

An ex-president name of Trump
In court looked a right old grump
When told he must  plead

An ex-president name of Trump
In court looked a right old grump
When told he must  plead
He paid them no heed

An ex president name of Trump
In court looked a right old grump
When told he must plead
He paid them no head
But paid Stormy Daniels a big lump



April 05, 2023, 11:51:48 AM

I lost the key to open the Spam

I lost the key to open the Spam
Lord be praised cried my old man

I lost the key to open the Spam
Lord be praised cried my old man
I tried to use a knife






(Oi klondike, was my line not good enough for you in the Trump limerick?)

I lost the key to open the Spam
Lord be praised cried my old man
I tried to use a knife
But I'm a clumsy old wife

Quote from: GrannyMac on April 05, 2023, 12:47:40 PM(Oi klondike, was my line not good enough for you in the Trump limerick?)

Sorry I must have been on the wrong page. Thats the trouble with using the new button and not exercising due diligence.

I lost the key to open the Spam
Lord be praised cried my old man
I tried to use a knife
But I'm a clumsy old wife
So we'll be having bread and jam

Another starter now he cried

Another starter now he cried
When many tins of soup he spied

Another starter now he cried
When many tins of soup he spied
Some were large and some were small

Another starter now he cried
When many tins of soup he spied
Some were large and some were small
and some weren't there at all

Another starter now he cried
When many tins of soup he spied
Some were large and some were small
and some weren't there at all
He stared so hard he went boss eyed. 🤪

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A man who ate little but bread

start line, granny?

I was editing Mike, its there now 👍🏽