Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Allahu akbar shouted Abdul as he took his council seat
He knew he was guaranteed  that Virgins he would meet
The canteen sold halal pasties as a special treat

[Scrumpy]

Allahu akbar shouted Abdul as he took his council seat
He knew he was guaranteed that Virgins he would meet
The canteen sold halal pasties as a special treat
And they all prayed towards Mecca 50 times a week

[Scrumpy]

Mabel dyed her hair, the brightest, brightest red
She had her eyes firmly fixed on Ted
Her toenails were painted a dazzling blue
And they were on show through her peek toe shoes

[Alex]

There was a sad sister from Bude

[Scrumpy]

There was a sad sister from Bude
Who started a family feud

[Alex]

There was a sad sister from Bude
Who started a family feud
Reverend Mother was stern

[Scrumpy]

There was a sad sister from Bude
Who started a family feud
Reverend Mother was stern
And Father John took his turn

[GrannyMac]

There was a sad sister from Bude
Who started a family feud
Reverend Mother was stern
And Father John took his turn
He was crude, as he stood in the nude 😱

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[GrannyMac]

A miserable grocer called Lee

[Scrumpy]

A miserable grocer called Lee
Was unhappy with BOGOF

[GrannyMac]

A miserable grocer called Lee
Was unhappy with BOGOF
He thought he'd a smart trick
But his customers were too quick
To fall for 'Buy two for the price of three!'

[Scrumpy]

GrannyMac is on form today

[GrannyMac]

GrannyMac is on form today
At writing limericks she likes to play

[Scrumpy]

GrannyMac is on form today
At writing limericks she like to play
She doesn't always get it right
and has been known to sit up all night
Trying to work out what she will say