The Proms

[Alex]

The BBC has announced that Sam Smith has been hired to headline The Proms.   For those who don't know Sam Smith here he is performing one of his "hits".   He often dresses as a woman, so his 'Headline entrance' will be a surprise

[klondike]

I lasted a minute. Do I qualify for some sort of prize? Compensation?

[Ruthio]

I lasted one minute, ghastly!!

[muddy]

He's been hitting the pie and chips .

[Mups]

Blimey,  you two did well to last a whole minute!
I only managed 25 seconds.  To me that was awful.
Lousy voice,  lousy song, and look at the state of him . . .

I think let people indulge their fantasies as much as they want -  in private.
What I object to, is those that insist we must all enjoy them too. 

[klondike]

Blimey,  you two did well to last a whole minute!
I only managed 25 seconds.  To me that was awful.
Lousy voice,  lousy song, and look at the state of him . . .

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Having been married I can easily cock a deaf 'un for a quite a while 

[GrannyMac]

Yuk.  Sleaze. 

[Raven]

Shades of Gary Glitter IMO. Sorry if that offends it's not meant to.

[Michael Rolls]

just one look was enough for me!

[dextrous63]

He has "presence", in the same way that a dog turd has a "presence" on a clean pavement.