Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three

[Mups]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she 
She was seen in the Gents, having a pee

[GrannyMac]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three
At night his alter ego dressed all glam




(Apologies Mups, Scrumpy got in first)

[Alex]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three
At night his alter ego dressed all glam
He'd travel into town on the local tram

[GrannyMac]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three
At night his alter ego dressed all glam
He'd travel into town on the local tram
Then usually pick up an unsuspecting he.  😧

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Mabel volunteered her services at a charity shop
               

[Scrumpy]

Mabel volunteered her services at a charity shop
and spent the morning looking for a fancy new top

[klondike]

Mabel volunteered her services at a charity shop
and spent the morning looking for a fancy new top
Is this one a little tight?

[Scrumpy]

Mabel volunteered he services at a charity shop
and spent the morning looking for a fancy new top
Is this one a little tight?
I don't want to look a sight

[Alex]

Mabel volunteered her services at a charity shop
and spent the morning looking for a fancy new top
Is this one a little tight?
I don't want to look a sight
But it'll do for popping to the Co-op

Brian was the manager of a football team

[klondike]

Brian was the manager of a football team
He thought he had a winning scheme