Hyacinth Bucket speaking . .

[klondike]

Plenty don't understand me but that's when I post stuff too  

[Scrumpy]

Could you repeat that please ?

[Mups]

Could you repeat that please ?

What did he say, Scrumpy?   

[muddy]

Pardon ? 😀

I am well spoken until the menu gets to me.
Then I get more potty mouthed .
If after listening to long drawn out options they tell me go on their web site I launch into pure Anglo Saxon .