Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Bobby had a big pothole outside of his front door
He hadn't seen his MIL for over a week - or more
Had she fallen in ?
She was always on the gin

[GrannyMac]

Bobby had a big pothole outside of his front door
He hadn't seen his MIL for over a week - or more
Had she fallen in ?
She was always on the gin
Or was she still hungover, with a head that's really sore?

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Bobby called the council, to get the hole repaired

[Alex]

Bobby called the council, to get the hole repaired
His MIL sadly was visually impaired

[Scrumpy]

Bobby called the council, to get the hole repaired
His MIL sadly was visually impaired
They said that they would be there in 2028

[GrannyMac]

Bobby called the council, to get the hole repaired
His MIL sadly was visually impaired
They said that they would be there in 2028
But Bobby then decided he wasn't going to wait 

[Scrumpy]

Bobby called the council to get the hole repaired
His MIL sadly was visually impaired  
They said that they would be there in 2028
But Bobby then decided he wasn't going to wait
He dare not- of his wife he was scared

[Scrumpy]

'Tickets please' the conductor cried

[GrannyMac]

'Tickets please' the conductor cried
'Move down the bus, there's room inside'

[Alex]

Tickets please' the conductor cried
'Move down the bus, there's room inside'
Mary shuffled her way to the front

[Scrumpy]

'Tickets please ' the conductor cried
' move down the bus, there's room inside'
Mary shuffled her way to the front
A window seat she did hunt

[GrannyMac]

'Tickets please ' the conductor cried
' move down the bus, there's room inside'
Mary shuffled her way to the front
A window seat she did hunt
But the priority seats were occupied

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The young passengers were busy looking at their phones
They didn't notice Mary, an old lady, skin and bone

[Scrumpy]

The young passengers were busy looking at their phones
They didn't notice Mary, an old lady, skin and bone
Some tutted when she knocked them as the bus went over a bump
And others on the bus soon showed they had the hump
Except a little boy who's name was Billy Jones


Maggie threw a party.. she was all of fifty four

[GrannyMac]

Maggie threw a party.. she was all of fifty four
She drank and danced til midnight, then fell down on the floor

[Scrumpy]

Maggie threw a party ... she was all of fifty four
She drank and danced til midnight, then fell down on the floor
She took out Jim, Peggy and Tom as she fell down with a plop

[Alex]

Maggie threw a party ... she was all of fifty four
She drank and danced til midnight, then fell down on the floor
She took out Jim, Peggy and Tom as she fell down with a plop
But Basil picked her up again and they continued to bop !