A young ballet dancer from Crieff
Ate little but carrots and beef
So her muscles were strong
But her balance was wrong

A young ballet dancer from Crieff
Ate little but carrots and beef
So her muscles were strong
But her balance was wrong
So she fell and boke most of her teeth

A smarmy MP from the Brecon

Quote from: Michael Rolls on October 04, 2023, 08:41:05 AMA young ballet dancer from Crieff
Ate little but carrots and beef
So her muscles were strong
But her balance was wrong
So she fell and boke most of her teeth


Good flowing one guys  !!!!!!!!!!

A smarmy MP from the Brecon
Had trouble keeping his keks on

A smarmy MP from Brecon
Had trouble keeping his kegs on
He would flash his beacon

Quote from: Scrumpy on October 04, 2023, 11:42:20 AMA smarmy MP from Brecon
Had trouble keeping his kegs on
He would flash his beacon

What are kegs ?

A smarmy MP from Brecon
Had trouble keeping his keks on
He would flash his beacon
Hoping it didn't weaken

What are kegs ?
Either a typo or what posh folk say instead of keks. They get called skiddies around here  'cos we is even less posh

Quote from: klondike on October 04, 2023, 02:01:08 PMThey get called skiddies around here  'cos we is even less posh

Full marks for that.

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A smarmy MP from Brecon
Had trouble keeping his keks on
He would flash his beacon
Hoping it didn't weaken
At least til he'd bent it like Beckham

There was an old wench from Wallasey

There was an old wench from Wallasey
When asked her age, she just wouldn't say

There was an old wench from Wallasey
When asked her age, she just wouldn't say
I'm younger than you, she said with a grin

There was an old wench from Wallasey
When asked her age, she just wouldn't say
I'm younger than you, she said with a grin
I'll tell you the truth if you buy me a gin

Quote from: Alex on October 04, 2023, 11:46:29 AMWhat are kegs ?

My apologies .. Kegs are pants... I wrote it without looking fully at the word KEKS

 feckless lod man from Louth

 A feckless old man from Louth
Decided to move down south