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Title: A-A
Post by: crabbyob on April 04, 2022, 01:18:42 PM

I went to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last night.
Anonymous my ass
I knew everyone there!
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: crabbyob on April 04, 2022, 01:20:04 PM
Two guys from AA were talking to each other one guy says no matter how quiet I am when I come home at 2 or 3 in the morning I tiptoe in the house and I don't make a sound and my wife always hears me and wakes up. Yeah the other guy says man when I come home at 2 or 3 in the morning I'm singing at the top of my lungs as loud as I can sing and my wife never wakes up. The other guy says what are you singing and he says I'm in the mood for love!
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: Alex on April 04, 2022, 02:52:07 PM
My ex used to do that !   :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: klondike on April 04, 2022, 08:39:02 PM
An optimist eh?
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: crabbyob on April 05, 2022, 09:55:36 AM
Quote from: klondike on April 04, 2022, 08:39:02 PM
An optimist eh?




obviously...hense the ex-
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: klondike on April 05, 2022, 09:57:24 AM
Will Goa be far enough with comments like that?  :grin:
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: crabbyob on April 05, 2022, 10:01:16 AM
i think Alex will agree thats why hes an ex-....or THE ex-... :Help:
any-way i'm visiting about a thousand miles further on than Goa first...
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: klondike on April 05, 2022, 10:06:12 AM
My advice - keep quiet about that...
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: Alex on April 05, 2022, 12:51:36 PM
Quote from: klondike on April 04, 2022, 08:39:02 PM
An optimist eh?
I should have said that was with his first wife !  :grin: I was number two. He knew when he was in trouble and came home drunk to start singing and she'd always pretend to be asleep.
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: klondike on April 05, 2022, 04:12:14 PM
I'm not going to risk the obvious next question. I'll leave that to crabbyob.
Title: Re: A-A
Post by: crabbyob on April 05, 2022, 04:17:40 PM
perhaps being scouse, Alex was harmonising when he was singing...