penguin

[Michael Rolls]

A slightly inebriated Irishman wandered into the local Gardai station and approached the desk.
'Tell me, sorr,' he said to the Guard, 'what's the tallest penguin?'
Puzzled, but knowledgeable, the Guard replied 'The tallest penguin is the Emperor, and that's about three feet tall.'
The Irishman digested the information and, clearly deep in thought, he waited some time before speaking again.
'Are you sure that there couldn't be a penguin five feet tall?'
'Absolutely not!' was the firm reply.
Another long pause, then 'Saints preserve us, I've run over a nun!'

[Scrumpy]

[klondike]

[Alex]