Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Jed was a baker working through the night
Hoping his Cob would rise just right
But this time it sank
And it tasted quite rank
He'd had enough after just one bite !


Allotment Albert was so proud of his spuds

[GrannyMac]

Allotment Albert was so proud of his spuds
He had a great crop, none of them duds

[Ruthio]

Allotment Albert was so proud of his spuds
He had a great crop, none of them duds
Baked mashed or roast 🥔 🥔 

[GrannyMac]

Allotment Albert was so proud of his spuds
He had a great crop, none of them duds
Baked mashed or roast 🥔 🥔
He loved to boast

[Alex]

Allotment Albert was so proud of his spuds
He had a great crop, none of them duds
Baked mashed or roast 🥔 🥔
He loved to boast
He could tickle anyone's taste buds

Shirley is a dab hand with the Tarot cards

[Scrumpy]

Shirley is a dab hand with the tarot cards
She'll tell you if you'll find love.. or if you'll find life hard

[Alex]

Shirley is a dab hand with the tarot cards
She'll tell you if you'll find love.. or if you'll find life hard
She doesn't charge a lot of dosh

[Scrumpy]

Shirley is a dab hand with the tarot cards
She'll tell you if you'll find love.. or if you'll find life hard
She doesn't charge a lot of dosh
And often talks a load of tosh

[GrannyMac]

Shirley is a dab hand with the tarot cards
She'll tell you if you'll find love.. or if you'll find life hard
She doesn't charge a lot of dosh
And often talks a load of tosh
If she reads yours, be on your guard.

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Her sister was a fortune teller in a caravan

[Scrumpy]

Her sister was a fortune teller in a caravan
She'd look into her crystal ball- and say she saw your man

[Alex]

Her sister was a fortune teller in a caravan
She'd look into her crystal ball- and say she saw your man
She charged two bob a go

[GrannyMac]

Her sister was a fortune teller in a caravan
She'd look into her crystal ball- and say she saw your man
She charged two bob a go
Business was never slow

[Scrumpy]

Her sister was a fortune teller in a caravan
She'd look into her crystal ball- and say she saw your man
She'd charge two bob a go
Business was never slow
Get their early- if you can

[Scrumpy]

Bobby had a big pothole outside of his front door
He hadn't  seen his MIL for over a week- or more

[Ruthio]

Bobby had a big pothole outside of his front door
He hadn't  seen his MIL for over a week- or more
Had she fallen in?