Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat

Betty flashed her new teeth at the social club
She'd already shown them off in the local pub 
She lent them to Mabel, who had a red hot date
But they didn't sit very well with Mabel's bottom plate
She could hardly speak because they were too big and they rubbed.

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Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap

They don't flatter cellulite! 😱

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Quote from: GrannyMac on Yesterday at 08:39:37 PMThe light coloured ones are worst.

I've not seen those. Must get out more 

Even the black ones are bad if they are thin and tight enough. They look really unattractive imo. Surely the wearers can't have checked in mirrors.

I was only thinking today when I saw a huge woman, vastly overweight, walking along, bulging in places where most folk don't even have places....why is it the fattest people (almost always women) who wear the tightest leggings/jeans/clothing??

I think we're pretty much in agreement on this JB.

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Quote from: muddy on Yesterday at 07:12:32 PMI have just seen a girl walking with her boyfriend with pink leggings

Her boyfriend has pink leggings?  Was he one of those 'alphabet people'?