at what point did you decide that you had married the right woman?
mines was when i called downstairs and asked her to bring me up a screwdriver and she asked
"flathead, Phillips, or Vodka... [2090]
Husband.....Why Did you marry me?
Wife.... because you make me laugh...
Husband... I thought it was because i was so good in bed...
Wife... see, i told you.... bloody hilarious...
a woman noticed her husband sucking his tummy in when standing on the bathroom scales...
Thats not going to help, she laughed
of course it does, its the only way i can see the numbers..
laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life
but laughing at your wifes will certainly shorten it...