Allegedly true....

[Floydy]

The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and the British authorities.The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.


BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.


AMERICANS: Recommend YOU divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.


BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.


AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.


AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.


BRITS: This is a lighthouse. Your call....

[zoony]

    So absolutely believable!

[Michael Rolls]

read it many times before and still enjoy it
Mike

[Michael Rolls]

oh, and I am pretty sure that it is an urban legend - the USN radars would have had no problem in identifying a static object as opposed to a moving vessel
Mike

[Scrumpy]