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Title: whats your job
Post by: crabbyob on January 10, 2022, 08:52:01 PM
Bloke; "what do you do for a living?"
Me "I'm a Spy"
Bloke;"So why are you dressed like a shepherd"
Me " I'm a shepherd spy"



for Mike...Shepherds Pie....
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: Michael Rolls on January 10, 2022, 09:19:28 PM
Gee, ta!
Mike  👍👍😁😁
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: crabbyob on January 10, 2022, 09:28:21 PM
sorry pal, i couldnt resist
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: klondike on January 10, 2022, 09:32:37 PM
You're supposed to clear all the mess from crackers away by 12th night as well as the decorations crabbyob...
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: Michael Rolls on January 10, 2022, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: crabbyob on January 10, 2022, 09:28:21 PM
sorry pal, i couldnt resist
[2090]
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: klondike on January 10, 2022, 10:25:23 PM
Just so long as we hear nothing about snowmen smelling carrots.  :smiley:

Actually I think we did but it might have been elsewhere.
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: Alex on January 11, 2022, 12:22:29 AM
Quote from: crabbyob on January 10, 2022, 08:52:01 PM
Bloke; "what do you do for a living?"
Me "I'm a Spy"
Bloke;"So why are you dressed like a shepherd"
Me " I'm a shepherd spy"



for Mike...Shepherds Pie....

:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: Michael Rolls on January 11, 2022, 02:55:36 AM
 [2090]
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: crabbyob on January 11, 2022, 10:17:33 AM
its ok for you... sob
pulling crackers is a two people job...sob
on yer own its not so easy...sob
never mind only a few more to go.. [2010]
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: Michael Rolls on January 11, 2022, 10:47:10 AM
but when, like me, you are on your own, if you do pull a cracker, at least you are guaranteed to win the contents
Mike
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: crabbyob on January 11, 2022, 11:08:42 AM
i use a work vice, and clamp one end and pull the other....sob
the vice has a nice collection of hats an whistles...
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: klondike on January 11, 2022, 01:25:54 PM
https://tinyurl.com/mfef8e6r
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: Michael Rolls on January 11, 2022, 09:21:53 PM
Quote from: crabbyob on January 11, 2022, 11:08:42 AM
i use a work vice, and clamp one end and pull the other....sob
the vice has a nice collection of hats an whistles...
:rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: whats your job
Post by: Scrumpy on January 12, 2022, 10:12:04 AM
 
Quote from: crabbyob on January 11, 2022, 11:08:42 AM
i use a work vice, and clamp one end and pull the other....sob
the vice has a nice collection of hats an whistles...

:grin: :grin: :grin: