Limerick Thread

[Diasi]

The other place has started a limerick thread where members one line at a time.

I'm thinking of starting one where members have to supply the last word, as in this example.

  The Grand Old Duke of York,
  His alibi's old pukka,
  And just because he's Royal
  Don't mean he's not a lying (last word).

[Alex]

Hooker  ? 

[klondike]

Hmm. Wasn't what sprang to my mind....

[Alex]

I was beng polite 

[GrannyMac]

Mucker?  😂

[Scrumpy]

Sucker

[Ashy]

Scrounger