Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

You'll never believe what I saw today
Farmer Jones and Connie in the hay
Poor Connie seemed to have slipped onto the floor

[Alex]

You'll never believe what I saw today
Farmer Jones and Connie in the hay
Poor Connie seemed to have slipped onto the floor
And ended up covered in straw

[Mups]

You'll never believe what I saw today
Farmer Jones and Connie in the hay
Poor Connie seemed to have slipped onto the floor
And ended up covered in straw
So Farmer Jones had his way.   


*

With pitchfork in hand Connie screamed

[klondike]

With pitchfork in hand Connie screamed
A girl with spirit. Farmer Jones beamed

[Ruthio]

With pitchfork in hand Connie screamed
A girl with spirit. Farmer Jones beamed
"I love you" he cried ❤ 

[Scrumpy]

With pitchfork in hand Connie screamed
A girl with spirit,Farmer Jones beamed
'I love you' he cried 
To roll her over , he tried

[GrannyMac]

With pitchfork in hand Connie screamed
A girl with spirit,Farmer Jones beamed
'I love you' he cried
To roll her over , he tried
She grabbed a pitchfork, he was reamed!

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Football, rugby, and darts on TV
Really nothing I want to see

[Scrumpy]

Football , rugby and darts on TV
Really nothing I want to see
Holly and Phillip are no more
And the woman Hammond is a bore

[Mups]

Football , rugby and darts on TV
Really nothing I want to see
Holly and Phillip are no more
And the woman Hammond is a bore
There's really much on for me. 

*

On a dark, chilly night last week

[klondike]

On a dark, chilly night last week
Dex was arrested while doing a streak

[GrannyMac]

On a dark, chilly night last week
Dex was arrested while doing a streak
klondike caught the action on his CCTV

[Scrumpy]

On a dark, chilly night last week
Dex was arrested for doing a streak
Klondike caught the action on his CCTV
We're going to try it, Mups ,Alex Granny and me

[klondike]

On a dark, chilly night last week
Dex was arrested for doing a streak
Klondike caught the action on his CCTV
We're going to try it, Mups, Alex, Granny and me
Have a care or you'll be meeting the beak

The case was dismissed you'll be happy to hear

[Michael Rolls]

The case was dismissed you'll be happy to hear
As the judge toddled off for hid third pint of beer

[klondike]

The case was dismissed you'll be happy to hear
As the judge toddled off for his third pint of beer
A wardrobe mishap and with so little to see
No wonder he entered a "Not Guilty" plea