Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

The rich guy went by the name of Joe
How he made his money no-one would know
He didn't want Doris , he made it plain
He was infatuated by a glamour model, Jane
So.. for Doris.. with Joe.. it was a 'No go'


Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
She sold them at six for half a crown

Ruthio

Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
She sold them at six for half a crown
They were plump round and tasty 

GrannyMac

Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
She sold them at six for half a crown
They were plump round and tasty 
She also sold homemade minced beef pasties

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town
She sold them at six for half a crown
They were plump round and tasty
She also sold homemade pasties
Better than Greggs, who had to shut down


Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy


Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Getting to one was going to be a race

Ruthio

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Getting to one was going to be a race
She spotted a gap

Alex

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Getting to one was going to be a race
She spotted a gap
But got in a flap


klondike

Aggie cruised the car park looking for a space
Getting to one was going to be a race
She spotted a gap
But got in a flap
Not even making second place

Aggie muttered and swore



Scrumpy

Aggie muttered and swore
Scratched a 4x4
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Aggie muttered and swore
Scratched a 4x4
She put a note upon its screen

Scrumpy

Aggie muttered and swore
Scratched a 4x4
She put a note upon its screen
Saying 'Prove it..I wasn't seen'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

Aggie muttered and swore
Scratched a 4x4
She put a note upon its screen
Saying 'Prove it..I wasn't seen'
Then scarpered before they called the law!!

Scrumpy


Val joined a dating site, she was looking for a man
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..