Have coffee old man

[Flying Bomb]

It became local knowledge in the village that a lady was
giving a black hat to every old man she met in cold weather.
Then she invited them to come in for coffee,  making sure that the
 old men never met each other.

She called in a plumber one day  to come in  to do some work on her sink.
After general conversation, he asked her,
"Why do you keep on  inviting so many old men in for coffee?
 I'm a strong handsome young man in my twenties and could offer
you what ever you may want."

" Yes," She replied," but although you may be bigger in some areas, your bank account is so much smaller than theirs  and I am trying to find out who has the biggest !"

[Michael Rolls]

😁😁😁

[Ashy]

I think she might have changed her opinion when she got the bill.

[klondike]

Too true