Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang

[GrannyMac]

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang
He has a massive truncheon, and heads he likes to bang