I use Wrights Coal Tar for my shower.. A shampoo and Conditioner..
I only use Simple face wash and Simple lotion on my face.. 
I don't use any fancy lotions and creams.. I use any deodorant that I like the smell of..
Make-up
A bit of eye liner /shadow and lippy.. Less then 2minutes to get ready..

 

I only use shower gel...it's one of the very few items in the bathroom that I own, the other 180 items in there belong to her, the fluffy towels, the makeup brushes, she has more brushes than Michelangelo used to paint that bloody ceiling, lots of chrome phallic  looking instruments, lotions,creams, sprays and bloody candles everywhere.its like the bloody Vatican at Easter when she has a bath.
I have shower gel, a toothbrush, toothpaste, a hair brush, an electric shaver and some underarm smelly..oh and my own towel, her ladyship doesn't want to use the same towel I use to dry my danglies and my arse.

Vapes, White Lightning, and occasionally some weed
The old folks home was banging. The place to be indeed
At 81 Sam was still dancing to Status Quo
Then have a threesome with Ethel and her mate Flo 
Would he put out his back while doing the deed?

Sam nodded off leaving just Ethel and Flo

Vapes, White Lightning, and occasionally some weed
The old folks home was banging. The place to be indeed
At 81 Sam was still dancing to Status Quo
Then have a threesome with Ethel and her mate Flo 

Is the line silent then? Have you made any changes at all to your internal phone setup? Did the engineer fit a new master socket.? The 17070 is supposed to only be used by engineers. They may have altered the number or restricted it in some way. It's quicker to just dial 0 anyway and almost as good.

I'm assuming you have a VDSL connection and not full fibre. I don't believe that there is the remotest chance that Wordle or here for that matter can cause your internet connection to drop. As Wordle relies on Javascript there is an outside chance it may mess up your browser but that's unlikley too.

tried those ideas - the 17etc seems to be busy, but what I can't understand is that it only happens when I come on here and try Wordle. This morning I have been on my two on-line banks, BBC News, PC World, E-Bay and now here. I came here yesterday without going to Wordle - no problem.

Wordle 1,075 4/6

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Quote from: Vlad on Yesterday at 10:05:31 PM'Do it loud and proud. Moan with pleasure, loudly implore Odin to help you evacuate, bang the sides, scream like a tortured duck. That's how I do it

I think I was in there taking a leak at the time 

Guess I have skin like an old warthog. Never do anything special. I do use different stuff for hair, shower, car and washing up but suspect they are all interchangeable.