Thought for the Day

Started by Alex, April 26, 2022, 12:39:17 PM

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Scrumpy




Never go to a doctor who's surgery plants have died.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.

Scrumpy




I hate people who do not love their fellow man.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

zoony


Scrumpy




Don't worry about the world ending today.. It's already tomorrow in Australia..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Nobody has ever complained that their parachute didn't open.

Michael Rolls

the old adage 'if it doesn't work bring it back and we'll replace it'
Mike
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Alex

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Scrumpy

#23



... and I always know where my glasses were.. !
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

zoony

Success has a hundred parents, failure is an orphan..

GrannyMac

 :smiley:


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Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy




Always let the skinny woman have the last chocolate biscuit...
Her need is far greater than yours..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Raven

 :wink: :grin: :embarrassed: :tongue: :cool:

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Alex