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#11
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Alex - Yesterday at 08:36:11 PM
Quote from: Silver Tabby on Yesterday at 05:59:42 PMThat sounds interesting, Alex, I love focaccia - but what did you use in place of flour? 

Ground Almonds, should have been Almond flour but I didn't have any.  :smiley:
#12
Jokes / Re: Know the difference
Last post by Alex - Yesterday at 08:32:27 PM
At least the dog can be trusted  :grin:
#13
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Alex - Yesterday at 08:31:27 PM
Was Crystal the one whom Frank had dreamed
That time he awoke then screamed and screamed
The lump in her tights had started to swell
Best not mention the terrible smell
So Crystal was not what she seemed


Victor was the local vet
who cared for everybody's pet
#14
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by klondike - Yesterday at 07:14:10 PM
Was Crystal the one whom Frank had dreamed
That time he awoke then screamed and screamed
The lump in her tights had started to swell
Best not mention the terrible smell
#15
Jokes / Know the difference
Last post by klondike - Yesterday at 07:11:29 PM
#16
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Scrumpy - Yesterday at 07:02:33 PM
Was Crystal the one whom Frank had dreamed
That time he awoke then screamed and screamed 
The lump in her tights had started to swell
#17
The Chat Room / Re: P C Silliness !
Last post by JBR - Yesterday at 06:29:05 PM
You mean it's from somewhere in Wales?
Oh dear.  They are dangerous people, and they all speak in some incomprehensible tongue so you can't tell what they're planning to do next.

I think I'd better burn it before they somehow trace its whereabouts.

Yesterday at 06:34:05 PM
Hang on!
Marge has just rescued it before it caught fire.

It seems to be a cheque for £135, a refund for car tax as we bought a new car this time last week and this seems to be in respect of our old car we put in part exchange.  Phew!

Why these people can't write in English, God only knows?
#18
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by klondike - Yesterday at 06:27:02 PM
That was Tracy in the August 1998 issue and she wasn't from MK either.
#19
The Chat Room / Re: P C Silliness !
Last post by klondike - Yesterday at 06:21:21 PM
I suppose it could be a car tax reminder from the DVLA and it got stuffed in the wrong envelope.
#20
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by klondike - Yesterday at 06:18:50 PM
Was Crystal the one of whom Frank had dreamed?
That time he awoke then screamed and screamed