Feeling under the weather, a pigeon visits the local vet and explains how low he feels. The vet examines him and says that he can't see anything obviously wrong but that he will need to take some blood tests, and tells the pigeon to return in a week for the results.
The pigeon, still feeling under the weather, duly returns a week later. The vet looks worried,
'I'm sorry,' he says, 'but I have to tell you that you are HIV positive.'
The pigeon is horrified,
'How?' he demands.
'Well,' says the vet, 'have you had unprotected sex, a homosexual relationship or a blood transfusion?'
The pigeon answers a vehement no to all the vet's questions.
'Well,' says the vet, 'in that case there is only one answer. One of your parents is a carrier'
(Groan).. Not bad mate, not bad.. :grin:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
they can't all be gems!
Mike [1160]
:grin: :grin: [size=110%]Good try Michael.[/size]
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[size=110%]Bring back wots-his-name.!![/size]