Sam nodded off leaving just Ethel and Flo
A few gins later, they were raring to go
Tightened their corsets and out on the pull
They headed off to The Cow And Bull

Good looking bird.

Fascinating creatures when you can see them captive. Unmistakeable if you are lucky enough to see a wild one in daylight.

Sam nodded off leaving just Ethel and Flo
A few gins later, they were raring to go
Tightened their corsets and out on the pull

What a beauty.

She is just a year old - so classed as a juvenile. I felt very privileged to have her on my arm!

Sam nodded off leaving just Ethel and Flo
A few gins later, they were raring to go

Operation Overlord 6 June 1944 The Invasion of Europe.
In order to celebrate this event Vlad Entertainment Services have funded the production of 


A Ripping Yarn.

 The tale  revolves around the air duels of two WW2 fighter pilots, one English (hoorah!) the other German (boo! hiss!) in the air (obviously) over England in the summer of 1944
 
The Director/Producer/Writer and walk on actor, Vlad is now casting for the following roles.

 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type  
( moustache is not obligatory ) 

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar. 

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog 

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes, 

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers 

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.



Applicants need to be over 18 for the rude bits and of any gender (but no poofters) Please apply in writing stating experience, role applying for and a signed blank cheque to Vlad Enterprises Ltd. PayPal accepted.

standby for further announcements.

Quote from: dextrous63 on May 29, 2024, 01:31:28 PMIt's not your heroic botty we're concerned about, it's what comes out of it that's worrying.  After all, we're aware of what comes out of your mouth, so heaven knows what gets emitted from t'other orifice 😬

The same old shit mate.

Any conditioner/shampoo, I'm not fussed, soap for my shower though, I'm not a fan of shower gel, that's OHs.  I do like a hot cloth cleanser, feels like my face gets a proper wash.  Two toothpastes, we like different ones, two razors.  Mine is for my legs of course. 😉


🤣🤣 @ Scrumpy.