Frank got sackfuls of replies
The offers came from far and wide
His profile showed a picture of George Clooney
When in fact he was more like Wayne Rooney

Frank got sackful of replies
The offers came from far and wide
His profile showed a picture of George Clooney

My house is black and white.. 
Bugger .. another paint job..
I don't envy those who drive black motors..
You will be run of the road..

Frank got sackful of replies
The offers came from far and wide

They simply do the job for the money.. Money they make (running) the country and money they make from ( back handers ) and ( favours)..
They get a good pension.. And can move to where it suits them..
It's like the Royals.. They will not be living here when the shit eventually hits the fan..

Farmer Frank is looking for a wife
She must be well rounded and full of life
Must know how to milk a cow
And at times push a plough
Plus be adept with a carving knife

Frank got sackfuls of replies

Octarine the colour of magic would be an excellent choice.

I fervently hope that the next funeral which I attend will be my own.

Such a tiny step from running to ruining yet they all seem so adept at taking it.

Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 01:29:31 PMWhat will we call  'A little black dress'? If the word BLACK disappears from our  vocabulary....
And 'Blackout Blinds' and no more Black Magic..

And what colour will we have to wear for funerals??