Quote from: Scrumpy on May 23, 2024, 10:34:06 AMI haven't turned my heating back on.. I was very tempted..

Always give in to temptation when it's a question of being warm!!

Quote from: Vlad on Yesterday at 06:14:16 PMI had an email from the local boys and girls in blue about shed break ins so I decided to update my security in order to keep the scrotes away, so, thinking outside the box I painted JOB CENTRE on it.
I was deeply  worried about my collection of historic manuscripts in the shed , these need to be conserved for future generations, especially Readers Wives January 1997 with the priceless double page spread of Tracy from Milton Keynes.

Thanks for the laughs Vladdikins 😘

Victor was the local vet
who cared for everybody's pet
He was tall and dark 

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 06:27:02 PMThat was Tracy in the August 1998 issue and she wasn't from MK either.

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Got there in the end?

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Would never have thought of ground almonds, Thank You.  Will try it next time I make some focaccio, then I could share it my friends who have to be gluten free!

Quote from: Silver Tabby on Yesterday at 05:59:42 PMThat sounds interesting, Alex, I love focaccia - but what did you use in place of flour? 

Ground Almonds, should have been Almond flour but I didn't have any. 

At least the dog can be trusted 

Was Crystal the one whom Frank had dreamed
That time he awoke then screamed and screamed
The lump in her tights had started to swell
Best not mention the terrible smell
So Crystal was not what she seemed


Victor was the local vet
who cared for everybody's pet

Was Crystal the one whom Frank had dreamed
That time he awoke then screamed and screamed
The lump in her tights had started to swell
Best not mention the terrible smell