A careless young man from Penzance
Led the women a merry dance
But they loved his charming ways
Not knowing he was gay

A careless young man from Penzance
Led the women on a merry dance
But they loved his charming ways 
Not knowing he was gay
Until one night after Peggy took a chance


August 23, 2023, 04:39:42 PM

The red feather hat was in the SALE

A careless young man from Penzance
Led the women a merry dance
But they loved his charming ways
And slick turn of phrase

Quote from: klondike on August 23, 2023, 05:28:36 PMA careless young man from Penzance
Led the women a merry dance
But they loved his charming ways
And slick turn of phrase

That's been finished, and a new one started....😴

The red feather hat was in the SALE
But when Jean saw the price, she turned quite pale

The red feather hat was in the SALE
But when Jean saw the price, she turned quite pale
Thirty quid for that little thing?

The red feather hat was in the SALE
But when Jean saw the price, she turned quite pale
Thirty quid for that little thing?
I didn't spend that on my wedding ring!

The red feather hat was in the SALE
But when Jean saw the price, she turned quite pale
Thirty quid for that little thing?
I didn't spend that on my wedding ring!
She cried out in a wail

Tracy tells me lamb's on special today

Tracy tells me lamb's on special today
What's special is the price you must pay

Tracy tells me lamb's on special today
What's special is the price you must pay
But two legs you get free wine

Tracey tells me lamb's on special today
What's special is the price you pay
Buy two legs you get free wine
Buy Spam and beans if your skint ,that's fine

Tracey tells me lamb's on special today
What's special is the price you pay
Buy two legs you get free wine
Buy Spam and beans if your skint ,that's fine
Or just pop to the chippy, its on the way.

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William's train was very slow

William's train was very slow
Wrong type of leaves they'll have us know

William's train was very slow
Wrong type of leaves they'll have us know
It would be as quick to walk

William's train was very slow
Wrong type of leaves they'll have us know
It would be as quick to walk
But a bit far from Leeds to York

William's train was very slow
Wrong type of leaves they'll have us know
It would be as quick to walk
But a bit far from Leeds to York
Any longer they will be blaming SNOW


August 25, 2023, 08:07:10 AM

Charlie's cucumber was 'best' in show