Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang

[GrannyMac]

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang
He has a massive truncheon, and heads he likes to bang

[klondike]

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang
He has a massive truncheon, and heads he likes to bang
Despite his fearsome looks he's really rather sweet

Bill is really skint so he's thumbing for a ride

[Ruthio]

Bill is really skint so he's thumbing for a ride
He's hoping to get a lift as far as the Firth of Clyde 

[Scrumpy]

Bill is really skint so he's thumbing for a ride
He's hoping to get a lift as far as the Firth of Clyde
He hasn't got very far, just ten miles up the road

[klondike]

Bill is really skint so he's thumbing for a ride
He's hoping to get a lift as far as the Firth of Clyde
He hasn't got very far, just ten miles up the road
Wouldn't have been all that bad if it hadn't snowed

[Scrumpy]

Bill is really skint so he's thumbing for a ride
He's hoping to get a lift as far as Firth of Clyde
He hasn't got very far, just ten miles up the road
Wouldn't have been all that bad if it hadn't snowed
 Back home, mum smacked his legs, told him to stay inside

[klondike]

The vicar is holding a jumble sale

[Scrumpy]

The vicar is holding a jumble sale
The organist has erected a 5 bob rail

[GrannyMac]

The vicar is holding a jumble sale
The organist has erected a 5 bob rail
The congregation have rallied round
There's lots of tat for less than a pound

[Alex]

The vicar is holding a jumble sale
The organist has erected a 5 bob rail
The congregation have rallied round
There's lots of tat for less than a pound
See church noticeboard for more details


Farmer Frank is looking for a wife