A hopeless duffer from Durham
Didn't understand which way to wear 'em
So he did up his trews

A hopeless duffer from Durham
Didn't understand which way to wear 'em
So he did up his trews
Then put on his shoes

A hopeless duffer from Durham
Didn't understand which way to wear 'em
So he did up his trews
Then put on his shoes
Being careful not to scuff 'em

(Apologies, I couldn't get anything better to rhyme)

Bernard was watching Countdown one day

Bernard was watching Countdown one day
But got every one wrong to his dismay

Bernard was watching Countdown one day
But got every one wrong to his dismay
The letters whizzed around in his head

Bernard was watching Countdown one day
But got every one wrong to his dismay
The letters whizzed around in his head
So he took himself off to bed

Bernard was watching Countdown one day
But got every one wrong to his dismay
The letters whizzed around in his head
So he took himself off to bed
But couldn't sleep so just lay

I saw that Farage bloke on TV

I saw that Farage bloke on TV
Will he do I'm a Celeb !!, just wait and see

Quote from: Scrumpy on November 09, 2023, 03:31:51 PMI saw that Farage bloke on TV
Will he do I'm a Celeb !!, just wait and see
Spiders and sheep nuts are not for our Nige

I saw the Farage bloke on TV
Will he do I'm a Celeb!! ,just wait and see
Spiders and sheep nuts are not for our Nige
A Kangaroo's penis with some balls on the side

I saw the Farage bloke on TV
Will he do I'm a Celeb!! ,just wait and see
Spiders and sheep nuts are not for our Nige
A Kangaroo's penis with some balls on the side
All I can say is rather him than me

Is it true that he'd meet Boris there?

Is it true that he'd meet Boris there?
If so, what an unusual pair

Quote from: Michael Rolls on November 09, 2023, 07:16:10 PMIs it true that he'd meet Boris there?
If so, what an unusual pair
One is slim and one is plump

Is it true that he'd meet Boris there?
If so, what an unusual pair
One is slim and one is plump
Which one will be first for the high jump?

Is it true he'd meet Boris there?
If so, what an unusual pair
One is slim and one is plump
Which one will be first for the high jump ?
Which one will lie and not play fair !






November 09, 2023, 08:08:01 PM

Charlie's trousers were much too tight