Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Eric resolved in future to give Joe's a miss
He was getting embarrassed with everyone taking the piss

[GrannyMac]

Eric resolved in future to give Joe's a miss
He was getting embarrassed with everyone taking the piss
A pensioner of seventy two
With a Mohican of red and blue

[klondike]

Eric resolved in future to give Joe's a miss
He was getting embarrassed with everyone taking the piss
A pensioner of seventy two
With a Mohican of red and blue
That bloody Joe; who'd have expected this?

Eric fumed and formed his plot

[GrannyMac]

Eric fumed and formed his plot
To put that barber on the spot

[Scrumpy]

Eric fumed and formed his plot
To put that barber on the spot
He carried a placard saying  'Look what he's done'
'He's made me the object of fun'

[GrannyMac]

Eric fumed and formed his plot
To put that barber on the spot
He carried a placard saying  'Look what he's done'
'He's made me the object of fun'
Did anyone care? Not a lot.

          ************

Bernard saved up to buy a new car

[Alex]

Bernard saved up to buy a new car
He thought that Fords were best by far !

[GrannyMac]

Bernard saved up to buy a new car
He thought that Fords were best by far !
He spotted a Focus in a nice bright red, 
Only 50,000 miles the salesman said

[Scrumpy]

Bernard saved up to buy a new car
He thought that Fords was best by far!
He spotted a Focus in a nice bright red,
Only 50,000 miles the salesman said
He counted the pound coins in his big savings jar

Billy rode the dodgems at the local fair

[klondike]

Billy rode the dodgems at the local fair
Someone whacked him from behind which nearly made him swear

[Scrumpy]

Billy rode the dodgems at the local fair
Someone whacked him from behind which nearly made him swear
But he swallowed the words after the bump

[klondike]

Billy rode the dodgems at the local fair
Someone whacked him from behind which nearly made him swear
But he swallowed the words after the bump
Even though it gave him the hump

[Alex]

Billy rode the dodgems at the local fair
Someone whacked him from behind which nearly made him swear
But he swallowed the words after the bump
Even though it gave him the hump
Billy said 'This was a crap one I do declare' !

[Scrumpy]

Betty hung her white drawers on the washing line

[klondike]

Betty hung her white drawers on the washing line
But they got stolen by some filthy swine