Quote from: muddy on Today at 08:52:35 AMThat's the trouble with rent a mob - they get it  wrong most of the time .

"Rent a mob"??  Was that phrase used in an authorised Catholic version of the Bible?😬

Good morning actors....

An update ...again 

A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type  
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dextorious.

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke......position filled if Phil agrees...he has a toolbox.

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar....position filled..Scrumpy from Bar Wench to Pilot...( promotion is fast in Vlad Entertainment)

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled...Granny Mac, coz she has a dog promoted from Chariot driver.

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes, ....position filled..South African pilot, a big mate of our Hero Klondike...JBR
in the role of JB Van Driver from South Africa. Australian fighter pilot Alex Billabong Tie me Kangaroo Down.

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....dual role because after scene 1 she has bugger all else to do. 

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.


We are looking good 

Quote from: dextrous63 on Yesterday at 10:34:06 PMI thought it was a Jewish crowd that chose between Jesus and Barrabas to be released, or not.

That's the trouble with rent a mob - they get it  wrong most of the time .

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 08:30:42 AMI am so sorry but I will not be at the shooting...
Matron said I am not allowed out and must stop showing off..
She has taken away my dentures..

and so it bloody starts! Bloody prima donnas..
Anyway I have a stand in to replace you. So there! 

Oh btw I need an Australian..anyone got a spare Australian hanging about who needs some acting work?

Today at 08:42:29 AM

Quote from: Alex on Yesterday at 07:24:34 PM5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c

Can you do an Australian accent?

I am so sorry but I will not be at the shooting...
Matron said I am not allowed out and must stop showing off..
She has taken away my dentures..

Mabel scrubbed the front steps outside the old town hall
The dried up blood and broken teeth remained from last night's brawl
It had to be cleaned up for the yearly Mayoral show
Due to start tomorrow, as long as there's no snow
The council's broke, potholes abound, but they still host a fancy ball.

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Johnny thought he could hold a tune
But as the karaoke crowd realised real soon

Yis. 😉

Only just!

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