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Started by Scrumpy, October 31, 2022, 11:43:54 AM

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Scrumpy


So, there are complaints about overcrowding and filth at McAllen immigrant detention centre.. :boo:

Shame.. Perhaps we could accommodate them in our holiday camps.. I am sure there will be available spaces seeing as many are struggling to pay their bills.. and unable to afford holidays.. They can be entertained by the clowns from Westminster..
Do they not realise that the overcrowding is caused by them.. far too many arriving..
Cheeky buggers.. .. Unfortunately they are listened to..
  
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Michael Rolls

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klondike

Maybe we could hire cruise ships instead? 

JBR

Quote from: klondike on October 31, 2022, 01:08:28 PMMaybe we could hire cruise ships instead?
As suggested by a bloke on the telly recently.
Old cruise ships could be stationed in international waters in the Channel.
The Border Farce would continue to collect the illegal dinghy boys, but offload them on to the cruise ship.
There they stay whilst a suitable number are collected, and whilst their claims could be assessed, but importantly they would not have set foot on our land.
When the majority are determined to have no claim of asylum, they are transported to the country of their origin or, if they refuse to admit which it is, they can be taken to any third-world country that will accept them.
If no-one volunteers, they can be returned to their dinghies and set free at a sufficiently remote part of the Atlantic just outside French territorial waters!
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Michael Rolls

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Cassandra

I'm listening to the response to Suella Braverman's statement to the House just now, reference the invasion of the UK by the tide of illegal immigrants in Kent.

The Liberal/Labour MP bedwetters want the boat people to have better hotels faster, despite already costing £6.8m every day! Then another berk, probably SNP apologising to the crazed fire-setter's family yesterday, because he committed suicide. Starmer half-brain season ticket holder, Dianne Abbott joined in wanting them processed faster with an accompanying 95% success rate! She then demanded better hotels and overall conditions in the interim. All this whilst they are emptying the pockets of British citizens, both legally and illegally and likewise invading their property?

Are they mad, or just out of touch in their little go gooder bubbles! Watch the useless fools lose their huge 'poll leads' for this out of touch rubbish!
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Alex

I've heard a solution I liked the sound of  :grin: For every hundred dinghy boys who arrive on our shores, the French lose one fishing licence  :cool:

Raven

Quote from: Alex on October 31, 2022, 06:51:39 PMI've heard a solution I liked the sound of  :grin: For every hundred dinghy boys who arrive on our shores, the French lose one fishing licence  :cool:

Sounds good to me. 👍

JBR

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Quote from: Cassandra on October 31, 2022, 06:26:47 PMThe Liberal/Labour MP bedwetters want the boat people to have better hotels faster, despite already costing £6.8m every day! Then another berk, probably SNP apologising to the crazed fire-setter's family yesterday, because he committed suicide. Starmer half-brain season ticket holder, Dianne Abbott joined in wanting them processed faster with an accompanying 95% success rate! She then demanded better hotels and overall conditions in the interim. All this whilst they are emptying the pockets of British citizens, both legally and illegally and likewise invading their property?

Are they mad, or just out of touch in their little go gooder bubbles! Watch the useless fools lose their huge 'poll leads' for this out of touch rubbish!
The Liberals and Labour have one thing in common, well, two things actually.

They are both desperate for votes and are hopeful that if they can ensure more (illegal) immigrants being given the right to live here (and the right to vote), their political support will increase immeasurably!

The second thing is that they are (like reusable johnnies) a bit thick.

Unfortunately, there are many, especially in the 'red wall', who share that latter personality and so are likely to vote Labour in 2024.  Perhaps they just have short memories.

October 31, 2022, 07:40:58 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 31, 2022, 06:51:39 PMI've heard a solution I liked the sound of  :grin: For every hundred dinghy boys who arrive on our shores, the French lose one fishing licence  :cool:
Excellent idea.
I'm sure that they might just make a little effort to avoid turning a blind eye to the constant departures from their shores.  After all, there are now so many and departing so frequently that I can't imagine how they can insist that they are unaware of them!
Of course, they're French!
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klondike

Quote from: JBR on October 31, 2022, 07:37:36 PMPerhaps they just have short memories.
The last Labour government ended 12 years back and their fiscal uselessness was screened by the banking collapse. It's not a case of short memories. Most of the electorate are simply not old enough to have clearly seen the mess they make of the job.

Scrumpy

Quote from: Cassandra on October 31, 2022, 06:26:47 PMAre they mad, or just out of touch in their little go gooder bubbles! Watch the useless fools lose their huge 'poll leads' for this out of touch rubbish!
:grin: :grin: :grin: Idiots..  They are so stupid they don't realise that the public are 'Fed up'.. 'Pissed off'.. with illegals INVADING our shores.. and it is the public who will elect our next government..
 Braverman told it like it is and she got 'booed' for it.. Booed by the  'do gooders' and the opposition.. and the press..
She is the only one with the guts to speak her mind.. Spineless lot..
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Diasi

Suella Braverman just needs to remember not to piss in the wrong place at the wrong time & she'll be ok, because , make no mistake Suella, just as the corrupt Civil Service, misfit MPs & the media got rid of Boris because of his trivial errors, they'll all try to do the same to you.
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Scrumpy


Keep your friends close.. and your enemies even closer...

Unfortunately Today's  'friends' can be tomorrow's  'enemy'.
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Sheila

Quote from: Scrumpy on November 01, 2022, 08:09:40 AM:grin: :grin: :grin: Idiots..  They are so stupid they don't realise that the public are 'Fed up'.. 'Pissed off'.. with illegals INVADING our shores.. and it is the public who will elect our next government..
 Braverman told it like it is and she got 'booed' for it.. Booed by the  'do gooders' and the opposition.. and the press..
She is the only one with the guts to speak her mind.. Spineless lot..

Exactly.  Well put.

Michael Rolls

her use of the term invaders led some pious twit from the opposition lecturing her that he would 'never demonise people'. If they aren't invading us, just what are they doing?
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