Not my sister

[Flying Bomb]

Tomorrow this fellow told me he was going to shout out, "NOT MY KING, NOT MY BROTHER, NOT MY COUSIN, NOT MY FATHER, NOT MY SISTER."
I asked him why shout, "NOT MY SISTER," when he was a King?
He said," Well, you never can tell these days."

[Ashy]

Good point.

[Diasi]

Funny but, sadly, very true.    

[klondike]