Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

The tyres were bald, it had no brakes
Driving the thing gave Alf the shakes
So his date with Kate was put on hold
Until they both were feeling bold
And sat in the park with tea and cakes.


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As May sat watching telly one night
A great big spider came into  sight

Ruthio

As May sat watching telly one night
A great big spider came into  sight
You could hear her screams for miles! 🕷 

Mups

As May sat watching telly one night
A great big spider came into  sight
You could hear her screams for miles! 🕷 
As it ran over her tiles

Alex

As May sat watching telly one night
A great big spider came into  sight
You could hear her screams for miles! 🕷
As it ran over her tiles
She battered it with all her might



May was meeting her pal in town

Mups

May was meeting her pal in town
"Now what shall I wear" she thought with a frown

Scrumpy

May was meeting her pal in town
'Now what shall I wear ' she thought with a frown
Will it be windy !.. will it rain! 
Or maybe the sun will shine again 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

May was meeting her pal in town
'Now what shall I wear ' she thought with a frown
Will it be windy !.. will it rain!
Or maybe the sun will shine again 
I'll wear boots, a mac and a sparkly gown.

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The pub was doing two cocktails half price
May thought Sex on the Beach sounded nice
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

The pub was doing two cocktails half price
May thought Sex on the Beach sounded nice
So she put on her sexiest pants 👙

Scrumpy

The pub was doing two cocktails half price
May thought Sex on the Beach sounded nice
So she put on her sexiest pants
And headed to a beach down in Hants
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

The pub was doing two cocktails half price
May thought Sex on the Beach sounded nice
So she put on her sexiest pants
And headed to a beach down in Hants
And enjoyed her cocktail with ice.

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Bert was fed up with what's on t.v.

Scrumpy


Bert was fed up with what's on tv
Cooks and celebrities going off on freebies
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Bert was fed up with what's on tv
Cooks and celebrities going off on freebies
He decided he'd have a night at the flicks

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Bert was fed up with what's on tv
Cooks and celebrities going off on freebies 
He decided he'd have a night at the flicks
With a bucket full of popcorn he licked his lips
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Bert was fed up with what's on tv
Cooks and celebrities going off on freebies 
He decided he'd have a night at the flicks
With a bucket full of popcorn he licked his lips 
Till his friend Mabel came and sat on his knee.



She stank of booze as she kissed his ear

Scrumpy


She stank of booze as she kissed his ear
Bert thought 'I'm well in here'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..