Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 07:47:21 AMI can't remember if I'm a pensioner or a twonk.. I'm sure someone will remind me..

I have looked at my extensive list of twonks, you are not on their, they include a number of armchair warriors, a Munchausen syndrome sufferer, a man who lives in a city where everyone except him has £5 million in the bank, a rabid socialist , a whiner and whinger. Other than that there are some nice people on there who do not deserve my presence😂😂


Today at 09:44:56 AM

Quote from: JBR on Today at 09:14:46 AMTime will tell.
The way the young are behaving now, they are going to pay for it in several years.
I wonder whether they might, only then, realise that they should have paid heed to us.

Oh gawd! Don't you bloody start!😀

Sometimes we need help with understanding.. or the wording on a document..

I tip my hairdresser.. 

Money has decreased in value.. tips seem to be getting bigger..
Where coins were sufficient notes have taken over..

I avoid using hairdressers. I suppose one day it could become a trip hazard but Ill sort that when it does.

Even if they do they'll never admit it.

If it is just a legal document it should surely be possible to find a proforma complete it and get in correctly witnessed and signed. That's what I did for wills. I have never used solicitors to produce probate documents or deal with land registry and I've had no issues.

Quote from: GrannyMac on Today at 05:03:25 AMWell done for even knowing what that means klondike! I'm in awe.

Me too.  I know nowt about computers, apart from the on button.

Does shouting "Sod off or you'll get a butt full of buckshot" count? If so maybe the home defence argument changes.

Quote from: Diasi on Today at 08:34:11 AMOr since he's a King Charles just his head would do.

Hmm... I wonder if that was the portait inspiration 

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street