That made me laugh, Scrumpy.   I could just imagine that. 

Shirley is a dab hand with the tarot cards
She'll tell you if you'll find love.. or if you'll find life hard
She doesn't charge a lot of dosh
And often talks a load of tosh

She is to be admired.. She is speaking for many ... She is speaking for those who dare not ,should they be targeted..
She wants a better future for her children.. and her many friends of different beliefs and religions.. 
She should stand where  Politicians and Leaders of the world now stand  with their mouths firmly closed out of fear..

Shirley is a dab hand with the tarot cards
She'll tell you if you'll find love.. or if you'll find life hard
She doesn't charge a lot of dosh

Ten out of ten for using the light Scrumps   

True 

 They are a weak species..

I put a wash on.. then went to watch tv.. The buzzer sounded.. wash ready..
I went into the kitchen .. didn't put the light on.. not dark enough.. 
Went to open the washing machine.. bugger !! the handle has fallen off.. where has it gone!!   Panic... How will I get my washing out !! Will have to pay someone to look at it.. Don't want to bother Richard my SIL. More bloody expense..
I put the light on.. 
My machine does NOT have a handle.. and the opening is on the opposite side to the one I was fiddling with..
 I didn't need a man.. I sorted it out myself...

Shirley is a dab hand with the tarot cards
She'll tell you if you'll find love.. or if you'll find life hard

My telly wasn't working, so no MAFSAU last night !  Well, I knew the internet was working but for some reason the telly didn't know. 

My lad set it up for me ages ago but he's working, SO this morning I tried to ' fix it' and just incase it was internet I pressed the WPS button I think it's called on the back of the Modem or is it a router ? Anyway no go so I uninstalled/disconnected everything and started again on First Installation.    Girls, I'm proud of myself as its now working perfectly.     All I had to do was get my apps back on and Bob's yer uncle.