Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Down at the Co-op, there are bargains galore
Including only £2 for a giant Lenor
You'll smell like a dream!

[GrannyMac]

Down at the Co-op, there are bargains galore
Including only £2 for a giant Lenor
You'll smell like a dream!
So fresh and so clean

[Alex]

Down at the Co-op, there are bargains galore
Including only £2 for a giant Lenor
You'll smell like a dream!
So fresh and so clean
BOGOFs available in store.

Jane thought her hubby was playing away

[GrannyMac]

Jane thought her hubby was playing away
If she found out for sure there would be hell to pay

[Scrumpy]

Jane thought her hubby was playing away
If she found out for sure there would be hell to pay
He stunk of Impulse.. she used just soap

[Alex]

Jane thought her hubby was playing away
If she found out for sure there would be hell to pay
He stunk of Impulse.. she used just soap
B&M's best, the smell made her croak

[Scrumpy]

Jane thought her hubby was playing away
If she found out for sure there would be hell to pay
He stank of Impulse.. she used just soap
H&M's best, the smell made her croak
She thought it was Sally.. the village lay

Albert's marrow was the best in show

[GrannyMac]

Albert's marrow was the best in show
How it grew so big, he really didn't know

[Scrumpy]

Alberts marrow was the best in show
How it grew so big, he really didn't know
He'd hugged it and stroked it  and fed it well

[GrannyMac]

Alberts marrow was the best in show
How it grew so big, he really didn't know
He'd hugged it and stroked it  and fed it well
Lots of TLC really made it swell 

[Scrumpy]

Albert's marrow was the best in show
How it grew so big, he really didn't know
He'd hugged it and stroked it and fed it well
Lots of TLC really made it swell
For his prize he won a big pink bow


Betty flashed her new teeth at the social club

[Alex]

Betty flashed her new teeth at the social club
She'd already shown them off in the local pub

[Scrumpy]

Betty flashed her new teeth at the social club
She'd already shown them off in her local pub
She leant them to Mabel ,who had a red hot date

[Alex]

Betty flashed her new teeth at the social club
She'd already shown them off in the local pub 
She lent them to Mabel, who had a red hot date
But they didn't sit very well with Mabel's bottom plate

[GrannyMac]

Betty flashed her new teeth at the social club
She'd already shown them off in the local pub 
She lent them to Mabel, who had a red hot date
But they didn't sit very well with Mabel's bottom plate
She could hardly speak because they were too big and they rubbed.

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Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap