Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Allahu akbar shouted Abdul as he took his council seat
He knew he was guaranteed  that Virgins he would meet
The canteen sold halal pasties as a special treat

[Scrumpy]

Allahu akbar shouted Abdul as he took his council seat
He knew he was guaranteed that Virgins he would meet
The canteen sold halal pasties as a special treat
And they all prayed towards Mecca 50 times a week

[Scrumpy]

Mabel dyed her hair, the brightest, brightest red
She had her eyes firmly fixed on Ted
Her toenails were painted a dazzling blue
And they were on show through her peek toe shoes

[Alex]

There was a sad sister from Bude

[Scrumpy]

There was a sad sister from Bude
Who started a family feud

[Alex]

There was a sad sister from Bude
Who started a family feud
Reverend Mother was stern