Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Alex

I once fancied a warm onion bhaji
But my tummy was feeling quite dodgy

Silver Tabby

I once fancied a warm onion bhaji
But my tummy was feeling quite dodgy
so I opted for curry

klondike

I once fancied a warm onion bhaji
But my tummy was feeling quite dodgy
so I opted for curry
Perhaps I should worry?

GrannyMac

I once fancied a warm onion bhaji
But my tummy was feeling quite dodgy
so I opted for curry
Perhaps I should worry?
It was too hot, and really quite stodgy.

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We're on holiday, enjoying the rain

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Silver Tabby

We're on holiday, enjoying the rain
 don't think we'll ever be dry again

GrannyMac

We're on holiday, enjoying the rain
 don't think we'll ever be dry again
The sun peeped out for about an hour
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Silver Tabby

We're on holiday, enjoying the rain
 don't think we'll ever be dry again
The sun peeped out for about an hour
but didn't seem to have much power,

klondike

We're on holiday, enjoying the rain
don't think we'll ever be dry again
The sun peeped out for about an hour
but didn't seem to have much power
Eagerly watching that weather vane

Was taking a walk on Brighton Pier

Silver Tabby

Was taking a walk on Brighton Pier 
and saw a dolphin swimming near

Scrumpy

Was taking a walk on Brighton Pier
and saw a dolphin swimming near
He had a mermaid riding on his back 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Was taking a walk on Brighton Pier
and saw a dolphin swimming near
He had a mermaid riding on his back
Pretty tricky - requires a knack

GrannyMac

Was taking a walk on Brighton Pier
and saw a dolphin swimming near
He had a mermaid riding on his back
Pretty tricky - requires a knack
Everyone clapped and gave a big cheer!

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Lizzie went out to lunch with Pete

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Silver Tabby

Lizzie went out to lunch with Pete
 only £6 for all they could eat

klondike

Lizzie went out to lunch with Pete
 only £6 for all they could eat
Lizzie felt bloated and Pete was sick

Scrumpy

Lizzie went out for lunch with Pete
only £6 for all they could eat
Lizzie felt bloated and Pete was sick
But Alka Seltzer did the trick
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..