There once was a man from Pitlochry
Who attempted to train his pet flea

There once was a man from Pitlochry
Who attempted to train his pet flea
But it bit him all over 

There once was a man from Pitlochry
Who attempted to train his pet flea
But it bit him all over
And his poor dog named Rover

There once was a man from Pitlochry
Who attempted to train his pet flea
But it bit him all over
And his poor dog named Rover
I cant think of a rhyming word for the life of me 🙄

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Geordie liked a game of pool
  

Geordie liked a game of pool
He beat the others as a rule

Geordie liked a game of pool
He beat the others as a rule
Sinking balls just like a pro

Geordie liked a game of pool
He beat the others as a rule
Sinking balls just like a pro
With trick shots he put on a show

Quote from: GrannyMac on November 23, 2023, 05:57:35 PMThere once was a man from Pitlochry
Who attempted to train his pet flea
But it bit him all over
And his poor dog named Rover
I cant think of a rhyming word for the life of me 🙄

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Geordie liked a game of pool
rockery, mockery
 

November 24, 2023, 04:03:57 AM
Geordie liked a game of pool
He beat the others as a rule
Sinking balls just like a pro
With trick shots he put on a show
And folk thought him quite cool



A old married couple from Cardiff

Brain wasn't working Mike!

An old married couple from Cardiff
Were happiest sharing a large spliff

An old married couple from Cardiff
Were happiest sharing a spliff
They got as high as a kite

An old married couple from Cardiff
Were happiest sharing a spliff
They got as high as a kite
And shouted 'all right!'

An old married couple from Cardiff
Were happiest sharing a spiff
They got as high as a kite
And shouted 'all right'
And in the daytime they just got pissed


The elastic went 'ping' in Rosie's drawers

The elastic went 'ping' in Rosie's drawers
Bought 20 years ago from British Home Stores

Quote from: klondike on November 24, 2023, 02:08:59 PMThe elastic went 'ping' in Rosie's drawers
Bought 20 years ago from British Home Stores

     had to laugh outloud at that line !

The elastic went 'ping' in Rosie's drawers
Bought 20 years ago from British Home Stores
They'd washed and washed and still looked good

The elastic went 'ping' in Rosie's drawers
Bought 20 years ago in British Home Stores
They'd washed and washed and still looked good
Should she pick them up !.. She knew she should