Village News

dextrous63 · December 22, 2023, 05:14:35 PM

Following complaints from members of the Celebate Spinsters Society, the undertaker Mr Doug N Digger has agreed to change his mission statement and no longer include the catchphrase "Get those Stiffies in the Holes".

Ashy · December 22, 2023, 06:58:42 PM

Quote from: Scrumpy on December 22, 2023, 02:31:18 PMBarry D. Hatchet

December 22, 2023, 07:03:48 PM
The parish council has, at last, formed a committee to deal with the water leaks in the vestry toilet, and the Vicar has agreed to sit on it.

GrannyMac · December 23, 2023, 10:56:57 AM

Alex · December 23, 2023, 05:29:02 PM

Michael Rolls · December 24, 2023, 04:47:27 AM

Ashy · December 30, 2023, 04:09:55 PM

The Village council has made new regulations requiring rubbish bags to be placed at the kerbside, and the mayor has agreed to carry them out.

Alex · December 30, 2023, 09:00:32 PM

GrannyMac · December 30, 2023, 10:45:37 PM

Scrumpy · December 31, 2023, 05:06:07 PM

Unfortunately The Nativity play has to be cancelled this year.
Miss Fanny Truelove , our Virgin, is no longer so..
A replacement is proving hard to find. at such short notice..

dextrous63 · December 31, 2023, 07:06:28 PM

😬😬😬😬

GrannyMac · December 31, 2023, 09:31:43 PM

In addition to the above, Fred Smith, the milkman who was to play Joseph has done a runner, fearing he'll be blamed for Fanny's unavailability.

Ashy · January 01, 2024, 11:14:15 AM

Scrumpy · January 01, 2024, 04:49:23 PM

Alex · January 01, 2024, 07:13:32 PM