Quote from: GrannyMac on December 01, 2023, 01:45:34 PMYou did think of one Mike! 😄

Took a while!

VILLAGE SCOUT HUT NOTICE

The Claimants' Union's Annual Sale of Work has been cancelled again due to the fact that they haven't done any.

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    Village News.

A big thank you to the man who checks that our vehicles are safely locked..
He waits until dark and ,in all weathers, he does the checks.
He is a Good Samaritan.. but incredibly shy.. He always covers his face..
God Bless him..

Ah he's needed for sure. I remember I had all my wheels stolen so I asked him if he had any advice. He had some wheels with tyres that fitted my car in his garage. Sorted. He gave me a good discount too.

CHURCH NEWS

The vicar of the Village Church said that Christmas is a joyous time, but this year he will devote some of the Christmas service to remembering young homeless Bennie Spline, who died last year at the age of only 28, and remembering his last words, which were "Get this flaming bus off me".

  Church News

And let's remember Annie Prat who's calling was to comfort others.
She was available anytime day and night to comfort those in desperate need.
A freak accident occurred when she was squashed under the body of
 Dickie Upjohn in his bed.. It is believed that Annie was trying to turn Dickie over in his bed.

The Village doctor has complained that he is losing patients.

And the Undertakers has complained that nobody has been in for a few days.

I've just had an email from our recently widowed nymphomaniac, Lucy Drawers.  She said that she needs some proper stuffing for Christmas. 

As does her two friends, Lucy Lastic and Julie Grateful.

Quote from: 1955vintage on December 22, 2023, 09:44:03 AMAs does her two friends, Lucy Lastic and Julie Grateful.

The last time those three got together, the house shook so badly that I thought that the old mine shafts had started to collapse.

  
                   Village news.

Meat and Greet butcher  Barry D. Hatchet is offering to stuff birds for free this Christmas..

Lucy Drawers was one of the first to put her name forward.