Quote from: GrannyMac on September 15, 2023, 06:04:35 AMThere was a fire a the model village today.  Onlookers said the flames could be seen from three feet away.

Worry not...

It was allegedly started by a cockney electrician who incorrectly installed a smart meter.

So the Met met to investigate the metre diameter meter explosion.

September 15, 2023, 09:13:45 AM

Quote from: klondike on September 15, 2023, 09:09:59 AMWorry not...

Ah, the new LBGQTUVWXYZ brigade.😬

Quote from: GrannyMac on September 15, 2023, 06:04:35 AMThere was a fire a the model village today.  Onlookers said the flames could be seen from three feet away.

September 15, 2023, 10:40:06 AM
Peckham Women's Institute has declined the offer from the Village WI to take part in their autumn Sale of Work.

VILLAGE SELF IMPROVEMENT CLUB NEWS

Tonight's lecture at the Village Hall entitled "How to Organise Your Life for Better Efficiency" has been cancelled, as the speaker, Mr Dacopopolous, found he was double-booked. This is a double blow after the booked speaker forgot to come last week to deliver the lecture on "How to Turbocharge Your Memory".

Next week's lecture on "Improve Your Mathematics" is expected to go ahead without problems.

VILLAGE SCOUT HUT NOTICE

The Annual General Meeting of the Village Psychic and Fortune Tellers Association has been postponed, due to unforeseen circumstances.

This is one of my favourite threads.. It will do my head in all day trying to think of something.. 

I never can

Village Electrical Store is looking for a driver to deliver washing machines.
Must have clean licence.

the dyslectic dancing club is looking for an instructor - most heva tow telf teef 

The fire brigade was called to the Village Zoo this morning, to rescue the giraffe which had got his head stuck up a tree.

The animal's keeper, Lisa Flatt, said "He got it in and wiggled it about, but he couldn't get it out again, we had to send for the fire brigade".
Chief Fire Officer Walter Squirt, said "It makes a change from cats I suppose."

Quote from: Michael Rolls on December 01, 2023, 09:56:52 AMthe dyslectic dancing club is looking for an instructor - most heva tow telf teef 

You did think of one Mike! 😄

  It is regret that Saturdays Christmas Bingo has been cancelled . The vicar's balls have been missing for the last three days. The last person to handle them was Miss Broom the Church organist.. 
If anyone has any spare balls please contact the verger.