Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall
With stiletto heels she towered above

What kind of country tells its police force to stop arresting people 
Has this ever happened before, anywhere in the world ?

Quote from: klondike on May 23, 2024, 10:02:30 PMNever mind I'm sure you'll remember the flour next time 

      I'm trying to cut down on carbs.....

Yesterday at 01:46:49 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on Yesterday at 12:00:13 AMWent to a Peter Kay gig at the Coop Live Arena.  Very funny.

Peter Kay is brilliant, so funny.

I am forming a gang.. Pensioners Pocket Pickers.. 
Weekends.. The streets will be busy with tourist.. 

Also  Senior Shoplifters.. 
 Waitrose and M&S.. Mon- Fri...Fresh deliveries..

It would help if you have a zimmer frame or walking stick.. People with these items are ignored by the public.
Drivers with mobility scooters needed.. no drivers license required..
 To be on hand for a quick getaway.. 

Please get in touch if interested.. No risks involved..

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 12:37:16 PMI've found it common for Chinese sellers to include a small gift with their stuff.

* WARNING*
Don't put it in your mouth.. It's a trick.. Makes you vote Labour..

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall

Ground cleared.. Hooray !!  Membrane tomorrow.. Then wood chip..
 .... and I cut the grass in the back garden.. She looks a bit threadbare because I have used weedkiller.. I will put grass seeds down in the Autumn..