Getting Forgetful.

Started by Raven, November 01, 2023, 04:28:38 PM

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What a sadness to be old!

I got out from the supermarket and looked for the key of my car. It was not in my pockets. I went back inside and searched among tomatoes, potatoes and all the shelves attentively but found nothing. :worried:

Suddenly I realized that it could be left inside the car and the car could be stolen. I ran rapidly to the car park and THE CAR DISAPPEARED! :cry:

I called the police and gave them my position, the description of the car, the license plate, etc., etc., and I confessed that I left the key inside.

Then I made the most difficult my wife.
Daaarling.....(my voice trembled) I left the key in the car and it's stolen! :yell:

There was a long silence.....then she screamed:
I drove you and dropped you at the supermarket before going to the hairdresser! MORON!

Not without embarrassment but happy, I said:  How nice! So you're coming to pick me up?

She screamed again:  I can't, idiot! I am in the Police station and I have to convince them that I didn't steal the car! :nooo:



There but for the Grace of God......
The problem with being retired is that you never get a day off

Michael Rolls

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Oops indeed. 😬🤭🤭😬


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